No one had any idea what was unleashed upon the world with the creation of it-clings. the very idea seemed insane, and to be perfectly honest, people couldn't understand it all at first, but now there is no denying that rock n' roll supergod it-clings, king of the jews, saviour of all mankind -- as he has become known to a million screaming teenage girl fans -- is the ultimate phenomenon. and despite all the lies that the mainstream media have not been spreading about him, it-clings has become the driving force behind the world, and at the same time its biggest critic.
it-clings is like the hottest new blockbuster, the latest internet trend, a new fad diet, and half a dozen apocalyptic cult leaders all wrapped in some big stars vagina, shoved into a gold tipped silver bullet and shot down the large hadron collider toward destiny.
all of this is plainly displayed in his latest monstrosity of a double ep, 'i'm the biggest fucking thing in the world fucking world'. an album he never wanted to write, but felt compelled to confess. yes, it's all true!
but can even the legendary it-clings do it all alone? you may think yes, but you'd be totally wrong. to take on this world he has gathered around him, like a pile of lecherous parasites, a smattering of musical artists of different styles, who have been blessed with the mission of turning it-clings words into song. features guest appearances by greg kowalczyk (compUterus), dan barrett (worms of the earth), bart piette (dead man's hill), jorge oliveira (thermidor), justin brink (pneumatic detach), en & arc (dym), autovoice, adam edge (razor edge), yann faussurier (iszoloscope, memmaker), nick gorman (fractured), jonny darko (receiver), fred s. (katastroslavia) james church (lucidstatic), ethan moseley (promonium jesters), & jonbob! /In stock: 7.10.2019/